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fuckyeahjapaneseanime: I didn’t manage to post asap cause I’m busy with my school stuffs. Btw, my birthday giveaway includes the following. From L to R. ~Undertaker w/ black cat ~Alois Trancy w/ his ring ~Ciel Phantomhive w/ his teacup ~Ciel Phanomhive dress us a girl w/ cage ~black and white pictures…
Darn disconnections.. He made a mustache smiley..
Stranger: Dude or dudette?
You: Thank you, I try to be. :)
Stranger: And it shows. (:
Stranger: Already? Imean, I know I have that kind of charm, but wow.
You: Yea, Your charm is so bright it shows even through MY computer screen.
Stranger: Whoa, that's a first
Stranger: Yeah! I've killed with my charm before, but it's never really been bright. I'm just constantly finding new ways to impress myself.
You: Wel I am glad I can help you impress yourself.
Stranger: As am I, as am I
You: That I can help you?
Stranger: Yes ma'am
You: I am glad that we are on the same page.
You: So, What are you thinking about?
Stranger: Well, I've set aside my typical thoughts of ponies and rainbows, and have begun to wonder if this stranger I'm talking to is as hot as she sounds.
Stranger: ^Cheesey right?
Stranger: I thought so
You: It totally made me say aww and smile.
You: Now? Thinking about ponies and rainbows.
Stranger: Wow, I am once again surprised
Stranger: And AWESOME
You: I am glad that I can suprise you. :)
Stranger: Likewise. (:
Stranger: I'm not trained in the ways of the smiley so thats the best I can do
You: OH MY GOD!!! HE HAS A MUSTACHE!!
You: BEST SMILEY EVER!!!!!
Stranger: Hah, well thank you
Stranger: note to self: Chicks love the mustachio smiley
You: Yes.. Not to self: New Smiley..
Stranger: Glad I could help
You: Yea you did.. You totally just made my night.
Stranger: And the fact that I just made your night made my night.
Stranger: ...Did I just make a girl squeal with words?
You: Yea you did. :3
Stranger: Wow, wait til my mom hears about this!
You: Tehe.. Cute.
Stranger: I thought so...not really, I was afraid you would disconnect on me because of it.:P
You: No.. I think you are adorable.
An interesting Omegle chat I just had. ^-^
You: I'm hot, your hot. Let's make babies.
Stranger: okay :) it would help to know your sex first though ;)
You: Why do you need to know my sex to put a head onto a body?
You: I'll do the heads if you'll do the arms..
Stranger: okay :) where shall i get the parts?
You: In the back room.
You: The bodys should come out on the convverbelt.
You: Who should do the legs?
Stranger: ill do them but im telling you now im color blind so you may have different colored legs and arms mixed among each other...
You: We can make alien babies!!!
Stranger: yay! will they be green?
Stranger: with a big head?
You: Put the body parts in the wrong places and I'll get some alien heads from the break room.
You: Some big, dome small.
Stranger: okay :) i shall do this master...
Stranger: haha :) is it done yet i have put the legs and arms together and i have to go pee really bad...
You: Yea.. Here ya go it's all ready for ya.
You: I'll try to do it all fast as you go pee.
Stranger: so...who has custody?
You: Hmmm... Do you want it?
Stranger: no im black so im gonna abandon my child. bye :D
nomatterdestroyed: lifesjunk: this shit is funny can i have it???? I love this one SOO much! <3